Things to Do When You're Really Bored!

Bored, huh?... Well.. you're not alone. Many people RIGHT NOW are just as bored as you and are probably resorting to doing pointless or stupid things to relieve their boredom.

So here are some things to do when you're bored. Enjoy!

1. Learn the tango. Perform your newly learned routine in front of literally as many people as you can find.

2. Pretend there are alien invaders attacking your home and defend your house against them bravely.

3. See how long you can stare at a solitary ant for. Follow it round the floor. see what it does. You'll be surprised how they pretty much walk round in circles for hours. No joke, what is the point of ants? They literally do nothing.

4. Watch 'The Notebook'. Having said that, don't ever watch this film it will make you want to eat your own face and shave with a chainsaw.

5. Imagine you are a raindrop, sailing towards the earth at high speeds. Dodge your fellow raindrops and try to land safely. Hey you know what they should make this into an iPhone app/game thing.. would be a bestseller.

6. Pretend there's a Zombie Invasion. Many a long winter evening has been passed by pretending there are zombies attacking your bedroom, run around, find a weapon, practice for the real thing. Don't die though... and whatever you do, don't do these things: 'Things never to do in a Zombie Invasion'

7. Confuse Yourself. How do you know that all of this isn't just a dream within a dream? how can you be sure that it's not. Another way to do this is to try Number 8.

8. Try this trick! Think of a number, Double it, add 6, take away the number you started with. Your answer is 3. Be amazed.

9. Do some cooking. Just don't burn the house down. Watch 'Epic meal time!' for some really fun ideas... and remember to do Jack Daniels shots for no reason at all whilst preparing your meal.

10. See if you can fly if you flap your arms fast enough. C'mon if birds can do it I'm sure we can too.

11. Try and make a slug engage in a mixed martial arts match, against a snail. be the referee. Hey you could even televise it and become a millionaire insect fighting coach.

12. Race the winner of the martial arts match against a common soil worm.

13. Write lists of things to do. Or alternatively try and become a potato.

14. Pretend you are a Dubstep track. Dance and make sounds accordingly.

15. Be a Dubstep track on a crowded train. bonus points for acting out the drop with as many people watching as possible.

16. Stop caring about all of life's' problems because you believe you are a platypus.

17. If you're still reading at this point maybe you are bored and there's no cure... guess no one will ever know.

18. Go find your black ops disk and play a few rounds... in fact, why are you not playing COD already... let me guess, the girlfriend isn't a COD fan right? not many are.

19. Book an appointment with a professional psychiatrist, go into the room, shake his/her hand and sit down. When they ask what seems to be the problem, stare at them, slowly smile, spin round and round, make pterodactyl noises, open the door lay down on the ground and roll away towards the horizon.

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